Contrary to popular belief, I don't write about everything in my life in this thing. It would be safe to say that I write about 5% of what is going on in my life. It's been a long, annoying week so I'm going to unload a lot of my frustration right here, right now:
That last one really doesn't affect me, but it was really annoying me just the same. Funny, I actually feel better!To my so-called "friend" at work: You are truly a disgusting person. You're not nice; you hit on anything that walks; you're not even cute; and I wish I could tell your wife what a lying, cheating bastard you are. You are NOT God's gift to the women at work and we don't think you're bestowing a gift upon us if you ask us to lunch! And, your over-gelled, thinning, curly red hair is NOT attractive.
To the chick who didn't do her job and cost people their jobs: It is amazing to me that you have NOT been fired. Your recent TWO-TIME demotion is really too good for you. You have been able to keep your job despite the fact that you've cost the company you work for hundreds of thousands of dollars and other people their jobs. Your inflated opinion of yourself is truly mind-boggling. By the way, men don't like clingy chicks and yes, you have been nothing but a booty-call to your "so-called" boyfriend for the past 9 months. Seriously, it's no surprise you're still alone.
To one of my former co-workers who left because the chick from above was her boss: I totally understand.
To the little girl that one of my sons plays with: Please keep your clothes on when you're playing with my little boy. He doesn't want to play doctor with you and often hides in the house when he's outside playing and hears your voice. Seriously, you aren't welcome in our home not only because you boss my sons around, but because you walk into our house without knocking or being invited.
To the pompous blow-hard in the Accounting department: Just shut up! You don't know it all and you're not always right. Don't threaten the analyst in the IT department saying he committed fraud. Just FREAKIN' SHUT UP!!!!! You're NOT funny; you're NOT all-knowing; and you look like an overfed toad that is going to bust!
To Kate and John (from that godawful show): Your kids are more important than the attention you get; the money you earn from your show; and the support you may think you get from the court of public opinion. It's tough enough being a kid whose parents are going through a divorce. Do the descent thing and let your kids go through this without the cameras on them.
Woman, you need to let loose like that more often! As I was reading, I couldn't help but feel happy for you for letting it all out. I was cheering you on!
And I feel better knowing that you feel better!
Posted by: Amy | September 12, 2009 at 09:42 PM